Bad day, boo!

I am having such a, like, bummer of a day today. Despite hiring, like, the best media consultant available (and I paid top dollar for her, believe you me), I keep getting terrible press. Why is everyone on my case? I'm bored with chickens, is that so wrong? What is so wrong with that?

Anyhoo, my therapist says that all press is good press, and that I really need to meditate more. I was a lot more centered and happy when I used to meditate a lot, so he's probably right.

Gotta run. xoxo!